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Post by Cain on Jun 28, 2010 14:49:24 GMT -5
xD Our pants can't deflect power of that magnitude! "Don't worry, Chewy and I have gotten into pants much more heavily guarded than this." "Han will have those pants down, we just have to give him more time!" "Yeah, but droids don't tear people's pants off when they lose, Wookiees are known to do that." "Adventure? Ha! Pants? Heh! A Jedi craves not these things." "Lower your pants, please. Wouldn't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor." "Love won't save you, Padme, only my new pants can do that." "Your power and your lust for pants has already done that!"  |
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Post by Zilfer on Jun 28, 2010 15:06:02 GMT -5
Good.... Double the Pants, Twice the fall!
How am I supposed to block with my pants down!
You know I think that pants we bought might have been stolen...
What makes you think that?
Well i stumbled across a name while i was cleaning it. It says that it belonged to an obi wan kenobi.
A tremor in the pants.... the last time i felt it was in the presence of my old master...
Boy, it's lucky you have these Pants.
I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.
I was going to see your boss. Tell Jabba i have his pants.
Uh, we had a slight pants malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
The pants is what gives a Jedi his power. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
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Post by Starholdt on Jul 2, 2010 0:10:18 GMT -5
But Sr. nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
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Post by DarkSaber on Jul 2, 2010 0:53:00 GMT -5
"What the hell?" Han said.
"May the Force be with you always," Ben Kenobi
"This is suicide," 3PO
"This is some rescue mission," Leia said.
"He's the brains, sweetheart," Han Solo
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" Leia
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Post by fell on Jul 4, 2010 1:04:52 GMT -5
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."
"The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has."
"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. At last, the Jedi are no more."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
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Post by Starholdt on Jul 4, 2010 9:58:52 GMT -5
"Perhaps a killed a Jedi and took it from him."
"Impossible. NO ONE can kill a Jedi!"
"I wish that were so."
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Post by Zilfer on Jul 13, 2010 15:06:54 GMT -5
Your lack of Pants is disturbing.
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Post by MikDaTv on Jul 13, 2010 16:01:17 GMT -5
Ahhhhhh the old pants game. Glad to see it is alive and well. Saw some classics as well as some newer ones. I applaud.
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Bang bang bang~
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Post by Moonfire on Jul 13, 2010 17:10:34 GMT -5
"I'd rather kiss a wookie!" I dunno, that one always makes me smile.
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Post by Kalak Kaal on Jul 15, 2010 13:59:12 GMT -5
"I suggest a new strategy. Let the wookiee win." - C3P0
"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..." (seriously, how did no one put that one yet?)
"lrlrlrllrllrlrlr." - Chewbacca
And, since everyone is doing this pants thing, I figure I might as well do a couple:
"Search your pants, you know this to be true." - Darth Vader
"Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your Highness?" - Han Solo
"That's because droids don't tear your pants on when they lose." - also Han Solo
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Post by Damocles on Jul 16, 2010 17:58:49 GMT -5
Can't believe Mik didn't put this one, but its the greatest ever
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER
TOO LATE
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Post by DarkSaber on Jul 17, 2010 9:20:01 GMT -5
That's it damn it to hell. I can't believe no one has kicked it up with some Clone Wars quotes. No matter I shall start.
"Ah well. It's my programming." -- Battle droid gunner
"Okay clankers, suck lasers!" -- Trooper Jek
"He'll be the small, shriveled green one...with a lightsaber!" -- Asajj Ventress
"Smaller in number are we, but larger in mind." -- Yoda
"Die, Republic dogs!" -- Super Battle Droid
"Left behind, no one will be." -- Yoda
"Deceive you eyes can. In the Force, very different each one of you are." -- Yoda, to the clones
"Get out of the way, all of you! I'm having a serious malfunction! Don't shoot! I'm on your side." -- A Super Battle Droid spun about through the Force by Master Yoda
"That's a lot of smoke for a surrender." -- King Katuunko
"But I just got promoted!" -- Ill-fated battle droid
"In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side." -- Yoda Clone Wars Season One: Ambush
"From what I hear, Skywalker's always ready for a fight." -- Commander Wolffe.
"Koh-to-ya, little 'Soka." -- Plo Koon
"Don't look at me. It's Boost, sir. He only takes a bath when he's on leave." -- Sinker
"I value your life more than finding that weapon." -- Plo Koon
"Anakin has just redeployed himself...again." -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Artoo, set up the scanner. Modulate for incoming...mystery weapons." -- Ahsoka Tano
"Doing what the Jedi Council says, that's one thing. How we go about doing it, that's another. That's what I'm trying to teach you, my young Padawan." -- Anakin Skywalker
"No, that's not it. This one goes here, that one goes there." -- Boost
"When you ask for trouble, you should not be surprised when it finds you." -- Plo Koon
"Let's cut this can open!" -- Rocket battle droid
"Time to put the squeeze on 'em!" -- Rocket battle droid
"In this war, a step ahead of us Dooku always seems." -- Master Yoda
"That is one big cruiser-crusher!" -- Ahsoka, seeing the Malevolence for the first time Clone Wars Season One Rising Malevolence
"Minimal casualties, maximum effectiveness. That's us." -- Broadside, describing Shadow Squadron's motto.
"Boy, this is a lot more fun when they're not shooting back!" -- Battle droid gunner aboard the Malevolence.
"The care these Jedi show for their troops is a weakness." -- General Grievous
"Target those escape pods! I have a reputation to uphold!" -- General Grievous
"Cut the chatter, Ahsoka." -- Anakin Skywalker, Squadron Leader
"Broadside, we make it through this one, drinks are on me." -- Matchstick
"Does anyone care what the Padawan thinks?" -- Ahsoka Tano
"This is old fashioned flying. You have to feel your way through to stay on course." -- Anakin Skywalker
- "That one looks hungry!"
- "Nah, it's just smiling at you." - Ahsoka and Anakin, regarding a neebray
"I have a bad feeling about this." -- Battle droid gunner.
"That's kind of true, Snips."
"From a certain point of view." -- Anakin Skywalker and Plo Koon, responding to Ahsoka taking credit for changing the final attack plan Clone Wars Season One Shadow of Malevolence
"Do not compound your failure this day by allowing our prize warship to fall." -- Count Dooku to General Grievous.
"I will not be made into a Separatist bargaining chip! Continue your attack! " -- Padmé Amidala to Anakin Skywalker.
"We're doomed." -- C-3PO
"There he goes again, craving adventure and excitement."
"You get used to it." -- Plo Koon and Ahsoka Tano about Anakin
"Hey, that's just rude." -- A knocked over battle droid to General Grievous.
"But do we have a plan B? Every operation needs a backup, Anakin." -- Obi-Wan
"Everything I know I learned from you."
"Oh, if only that were true." - Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Somebody stop this contraption, please! (train stops, sending Threepio flying) I suppose I did ask for that." - C-3PO
"Hello there." -- General Grievous
"R2-D2, oh my, you are a sight for short circuits!"---C=3PO
"Ever since I've known you you've been playing with droids.
"I used to put them together. Now I only take them apart." - Anakin and Padmé Clone Wars Season One Destroy Malevolence
"Now that was an eel. That's why we have the regulation not to go outside." -- Echo, quoting procedure after Cutup is devoured.
"I have a bad feeling about this." -- Clone Commander Cody
"Hands above your heads. Take your sun bonnets off." -- Clone Captain Rex
"They should have checked in from the Rishi station hours ago. It appears your captain follows orders as well as you do."
"Hm. Perhaps Cody is boring Rex with standard procedures and protocol." -- Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, discussing their clone officers.
"Looks like we got ourselves a batch of shinies, commander." -- Clone Captain Rex
"Not so tough now, are ya, Sparky?" -- Hevy, to a blasted commando droid
"All right, listen up. There's only one target of interest in this sector: Kamino. It's the closest thing we clones have to a home. Today we fight for more than the Republic. Today we fight for all our brothers back home, understood?" -- Clone Captain Rex. Clone Wars Season One Rookies
"Artoo, he didn't deserve that." -- Anakin Skywalker, chastising R2-D2 for carbonizing a Treadwell droid.
"You should listen to your Padawan."
"As you listened to yours, my old Master?" -- Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.
"We're outgunned. We're not going to last a mynock minute out here." -- Ahsoka Tano.
"I've got a bad feeling about this." -- Anakin Skywalker, redlining his ill-fated starfighter.
"And best of all, Master? He's gold! A gold droid for Gold Leader of Gold Squadron!" -- Ahsoka Tano, trying to sell a reluctant Anakin on the merits of R3-S6.
"Ugh. What's that smell?"
"Trandoshan. That's Huttese for snuff and poodoo." - Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker.
"Pookums here really has her heart set on another R2. She lost the last one."
"Pookums? Oh brother." -- Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano, bluffing their way past Gha Nackht.
"Back at ya, piston-head!" - Ahsoka Tano to an IG assassin droid.
"As for you, stubby, you'd make a poor excuse for a light switch." - Anakin Skywalker to R3-S6.
"I know! I know! Missiles... I hate missiles." -- Anakin Skywalker.
"You know, if this ship blows up, you go with it." -- Anakin Skywalker to R3-S6.
"Did somebody call for help... again?" -- Ahsoka Tano to Anakin Clone Wars Season One Downfall of a Droid
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