The Hangover: Drake's past misadventure

[Damocles]

People were dancing everywhere the music was loud the people were just as loud. At the bar of the club there were a group of people mainly women and one guy with them. The guy obviously hammered slammed his hand on the bar "Bob another round" he ordered. One of the girls reached for his belt "Drake show us how your lightaber works!" One of the girls yelled.

"Sure thing" Drake said laughing ans slurring his words. The other drinks came and they all took their shots. "Come on, I'll show you how it works on the dance floor." Drake said the girls following him...

Sometime later....

"Uhh what the hell happened" Drake asked sitting up in his bed. He looked around bottles were everywhere. Standing up Drake grabbed his pants and put them and walked out his room going downstairs. The place looked like hell "What happened yesterday?" Drake questioned looking around.

He sat down on what he assumed was the floor holding his head. Suddenly a rock crashed through his window. Going over to the window Drake looked outside seeing a few guys one of who was missing his arm. "Get your ass out here Hellion" the one arm guy yelled.

Drake stared on confused "Seriously, what the hell happened last night?" Drake questioned.

[Damocles]

Drake walked out side the small house he looked st the guys in front of him. "So, how can I help you guys?" Drake asked, the one arm man stepped out in front he looked at Drake the growled angrily. "You cut my arm off!!" He yelled. Drake stared at him for a few seconds trying to remember...

Last night:

Drake took the shots "I'll show you on the dance floor girls" he said as they followed him out there. They all started dancing one of the girls grabbed Drake's saber. "Press that button" Drake told her she did igniting the blue bladed saber.

Now:

Drake shook his head as if trying to remember he looked back at the guys. "Sorry not ringing a bell." Drake said the one arm man growled again "Kill him!" The guy yelled everyone there pulled out their guns and opened fire.

Drake quickly ran back into the house the bolts tearing through the place. Drake dodged the volts as he made his way out the back window. Turning around looking at the house Drake smirked "Missed" he said suddenly the house exploded knocking Drake back.

[Damocles]

"More drinks, more more!" Drake yelled as the bar tender bought over more drinks and handed them to Drake. He continued to drink them he looked over smirking, one of the girls was still messing around with his lightsaber. "Should she really be playing with that?" The bar tender asked "Isn't that like against your jedi code?" he asked, Drake smirked taking his drink "Ah Bob, ya know me...who gives a shit about a Jedi code" Drake said laughing as the music continued to blast throughout the place.

Now...

"Hey wake up" A voice said someone bent down and smakced Drake on the face. Drake's eyes opened looking up, it was Bob "Bob...ough what happened?" Drake said sitting up, he looked at his house the thing was still smoldering from being blown up.

"Looks like ya pissed off the wrong people, again Drake." Bob said, Drake stood up dusting himself off. He rubbed his neck "Yeah, something about me cutting off a guy's arm last night, do you remember something like that happening?" Drake asked.

Bob laughed "Well you were pretty hammered last night, so I'd say you very well could have" he told him. Drake walked over to what was left of his house and started to look through it "Great, I'm gonna have to buy all new things" Drake grumbled looking through the ruble of his house. He found a black coat with a red hood and put it on over his shirt.

Drake continued to look around, Bob walked over to the house "What are you looking for, you just said you'll have to buy all new stuff" He said.

"My lightsabers" Drake said "Umm they're not here, not even pieces of them, they weren't in the house..." Drake looked at Bob "I don't remember where I left them..." he said.

[Damocles]

"Translation I'm the shit, least thats what my check say, thats what my neck say!" Drake yelled as he held up his drinks pouring them on a girl. They were all laughing, Drake looked over seeing the other girls with his sabers, things started to become a blur...

Now:

"Any idea where you left them?" Bob asked walking with Drake towards the small town where the bar was "I hardly remember how I got home last night, let alone losing my sabers and cutting a guy's arm off" Drake grabbed his head "Jeeze what the hell did I drink" He said under his breath, his head was freaking pounding the hangover was very harsh.

Bob laughed "If I recall you drank everything in the bar, wouldn't be surprised if your bank account was empty" He said, Drake sighed heavily as they arrived in town, they headed towards Bob's bar.

[Damocles]

Drake sat in Bob's bar with his head on the counter. Bob slides Drake a drink, Drake looks up at it "No more alcohol" he said. Bob laughed "Come on now Hellion, hair of the dog as they say" Bob said smirking Drake sighed and took the drink his face turning green nearly "The hell was that?" Drake asked Bob looked at him. "The same stuff you spent half of last night drinking" he responded. Drake squinted his eyes rubbing his head "Are you serious...uhhh"

Last Night:

"Bob another round of Jose Black!" Drake yelled as Bob poured the drinks. One of the girls was still swinging around Drake's light saber on the dance floor. Drake smirked and took the shot back before turning to the girl "Cindy be careful with that thing, apparently they are very dangerous" Drake laughed taking another drink.

Now:

Drake shook his head "Cindy" he said, Bob looked over at him "Oh right you were with a girl name Cindy...she was a looker" he said Drake laughed "Thanks, now if I can remember where she lives I should be able to track down my lightsaber, and find out how I cut someone's arm off" he said sliding away from the bar. "But before that" Drake said sliding back to the bar and putting his head back down "I need some water...now please" he said coughing.