A Family Matter

[Damocles]

Drake sat in the temple on Ilum he was waiting to hear back from Kamille and Anya. Only reason Drake sent them out together was that he was hoping that Kamille could reach Anya. Lord knows Drake couldn't the girl had a one track mind and thought being a dark jedi would be so cool. Her words anyway, Drake sat back in his chair relaxing for the most part, it was the most quiet the temple had been in a while and he was going to enjoy his day off. "I'm bored!" Drake yelled out, yeah enjoy a day off, who was he kidding. "I should have just gone with Kamille and Anya, it would have been way better than sitting around doing nothing for shit sakes" he grumbled to himself.

Slamming his hands on his desk Drake stood up, "Fine if no one is gonna show up here I'll just have to find an adventure on my own" he said to himself. He walked out of his office and grabbed his coat throwing it on. "Kamille will get back to me soon enough, this is an important test for him afterall, his first real mission alone as a jedi knight" Drake said outloud to no one in particular. He headed to the temple exit when suddenly the doors were pushed opened. Drake stood there for a moment as someone walked in. Wearing full armor, Drake already knew who it was and his smile grew at the sight of the person. "Jack" Drake said going over to him, the young man stopped and pulled off his helmet, almost a splitting image of Drake, albeit younger and with black hair.

"Dad" Jack said to him "What brings you way the hell out here? Not getting enough work?" Drake asked his son going over to him and putting his hand on his shoulder. Jack smirked "Something like that, actually came here to get your help with something Old Man" He said, Drake sighed now he knew how Nathan and Roshi felt whenever they were called Old Man. "What do you need?" Drake asked him.

[Roku]

Back down the main hallway, Jedi Knight Sable Wingston spilled into the corridor in view of Drake; nearly colliding with the wall. She seemed to be quite agitated and she had good reason to be! Sable seemed to be having an inner battle of some kind, trying desperately to take off the yoga pants she was wearing. The problem was, they wouldn't budge. She tried pulling at them with both hands to pull them down but they were bound with some kind of force aura.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" She growled. "Get... Get off me!" She struggled.

"Get off you? No way... I haven't felt the warmth of a woman in ages!" The pants spoke back, in a rather humerous male voice. "Ahh...and you're a Jedi too. We have so much in common, Miss Sable!"

Sable was now blushing bright red as she looked up and saw Master Hellion and another man down the hallway. The yoga pants had been meant for physical training but she freaked out when they suddenly started talking to her. The pants themselves left little to the imagination when it came to her shapely body. She ignited her green lightsaber, and the pants spoke up. Anyone within earshot could hear them loud and clear.

"Woah there Missy, if you use that on me you're gonna end up slicing your leg off!"

"Yeah, well I already had that happen once and I survived..." She growled. "Why won't you let me take you off?"

"Because I have unfinished business. Jedi business. And you, Missy, you're gonna help me with it."

"It better not involve anything sexual..." She snarled. The pants just laughed at her. Sable was not the slightest bit amused, but she disengaged her Jedi weapon and just grabbed her forehead in a facepalm. She wondered if the two men had seen her embarrassing dilemma or not.

Calming down a bit, Sable headed back into the training room and sat down on the bench.

"You said... you have Jedi business?" She asked him.

"Yes. I am a Jedi, many centuries your senior, and as I was being cut down I bonded my force aura to a nearby object. I am glad it wasn't boxer shorts. I'm sooo glad it wasn't boxer shorts..." he sighed.

"Get your head out of the clouds... Just tell me what you need me to do..." Sable scolded sternly.

[Damocles]

Drake and Jack started to walk through the halls of the temple "What is it you need?" Drake asked his son who seemed to be fretting about something. "Alright here's the deal dad. I got in some bad way with some bad people" he started off "Been there before, is it the Hutt?" Drake asked, Jack smirked and nodded yes. "What is it with this family and the Hutt?" Drake said under his breath. "Anyway go on" Drake told him "Right, well like I said, by way. They say I owe them money, I don't owe them money, but they think I owe them money" he said Drake held up his hand. "OK and let me guess they kidnapped your girlfriend" Drake said.

Jack laughed "How'd you know?" He asked him "Because I've been around the block more than once son. So any idea where she is being held?" he asked "That's the thing I don't know but I figured you could find out. She's force sensitive" Drake laughed some "Oh really? You who would tease your sister over her voodoo magic is now dating a force sensitive chick. I have seen it all" he said to his son. They both stopped and looked at Sable talking to her pants. "Like I said, seen it all" Drake told his son.

[Roku]

A few minute later, Sable emerged back into the hallway. A slight red blush on her face, as it was clear she was trying to maintain composure and professionalism. The pants turned out to be a Jedi Pirate named Edgardo. He was around back during the early years of Cain. Many centuries ago. Edgardo, it seems, was quite the pervert. But whatever he told Sable had given her reason to agree. She negotiated being allowed to take the pants off from time to time.

Whatever was going on, she would ask for help from her fellow Jedi when she needed it.

Looking up at Drake and Jack, she offered them a sheepish grin. She didn't know Jack very well but he was her peer in age, and her first impression of him was that he was as good-looking as his father. And she could put two and two together to figure out the relationship too.

"Hi Jack, I am Sable." She told him, as she shook his hand. "Master Hellion." She nodded respectfully.

"I guess Kamille is still away, huh?" She asked.

"What are you guys up to?"

The pants spoke up, and Sable's cheeks only reddened further.

"Hello boys..." it said, in a low voice. Chuckling. Sable punched herself in the thigh, which incited a groan from her and the man enchanting the yoga pants.

"Do you mind, Edgardo? Cant you just stick to telepathy? Talking pants are weird!" She growled.

[Damocles]

Drake and Jack looked at Sable, Jack nodded to her "Nice to meet you" when Kamille was bought up Jack turned to Drake "Yeah where is bro?" he asked him. Drake crossed his arms "On a mission, I sent him on a mission Anya." he said to them. Jack looked at Drake "Anya? Oh Rain's gonna be pissed you sent him out with a girl that's not her" Jack laughed saying this. Drake scoffed "No, Kamille and Rain are like brother and sister" he replied Jack kept laughing about this "Keep tellin yaself that dad" he told his father.

Drake shook his head looking at his son, he turned back to Sable "Why are you talking to your pants?" Drake asked her knowing he was going to regret the question as soon as it left his mouth. Jack looked at Sable it was strange that she was talking to her pants but he had more important things on his mind right now. "Jack, whats her name?" Drake asked, Jack smirked some rubbing the back of his head. "Kina" Jack said blushing some. "She's from, well doesn't matter where she's from. You're gonna help me right?" Jack asked, "Of course...what kinda dad would I be if I didn't" Drake asked smiling.

[Roku]

"Jedi Pirate." She answered, when asked about the talking pants. "The pants are enchanted with the force ghost of a Jedi Pirate. He...er...he wants me to do some favors so that he can accomplish feats of unfinished business."

"Ah em..." the pants coughed.

"It is a matter of galactic security." He told them. Sable just shook her head, before looking up at the pair.

"So Kamille finally found a girlfriend did he? That's cool... gonna be hard for me to find anyone when my pants are capable of screaming at them."

"Hey now lass, I am far more dignified than that..." Edgardo grumbleslasd.

"You're a damn pirate." Sable told him. "How can you be both a Jedi and a Pirate anyway?" She asked, annoyance in her tone.

"Its simple! I only steal from criminals! And now you're my apprentice."

"Pfft... I think you need to have a brain to have an apprentice." She told him, before laughing. "Besides. I am a Knight now."

"So, you guys need any help, or should I start studying piracy?"