Something Something Darkside

[Darth Hades]

Darth was sitting in his chamber while thinking of his first few weeks of being a Sith.


Darth Vader entered the Imperial Palace. Ready to go to the Emperor’s office.

Emperor’s Secretary: Excuse but you can’t go in there.

Vader: Why not?

Emperor’s Secretary: His in a meeting.

Vader: Do you who I am? I am Darth Vader Dark Lord of the Sith.

Emperor’s Secretary: Oh really then can you explain to me why Lord Vader is in a meeting with the Emperor right now?

Vader: What? Care to describe him to me?

Emperor’s Secretary: Certainly he wears a green mandalorian amor and has the most smooth voice ever ahhh.

Vader: For the love of …Boba Fett impersonated me again. Number two in the galaxy and no one knows how I look. Things will change.

*The door of the Emperor’s office slide opened. The Emperor and Boba Fett walked out with their arms around each other laughing.*

Vader: Ahem Greetings Emperor.

Emperor: Ah Vader do you know Boba Fett, funny man.

Vader: I’ve come for the meeting.

Emperor: No need Vader, Boba Fett will take care of it.

Vader: What! Why not me. I am your humble servant.

Emperor: Yes but Fett is not a kiss ass like you.

*Emperor leaves*

Vader: No one gives respect to Number Two.

Boba Fett just shrugged when two stormtroopers patrolling passed by. Vader turned to one of them and began force choking him.

Vader: Ah much better.

[Darth Hades]

Anakin Skywalker after killing Mace Windu, kneeled before the Sith Master.

Sidious: You are now my new Sith Apprentice Darth Wapitcus.

Anakin: What? Can’t you come up with anything better?

Sidious: Okay how about Darth Lyngerna?

Anakin: I’m pretty sure that it’s a girl’s name.

Sidious: Listen I did this so many times it’s hard to come up with something good.

Anakin: How about… Vader?

Sidious: Hmmm… Not bad… Very well Darth Vader you shall be.

*Sidious ignites his lightsaber*

Anakin: Whoa what are you doing!

Sidious: Dubbing you of course.

Anakin: You’re insane!

Sidious: So I’ve been told.