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Post by Ragsmire on Dec 4, 2010 0:18:12 GMT -5
Guys....i think Mik is on a roll here, that's like three funny as fuck things he's posted in a row. Someone try and stop him.
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Post by Darth Hades on Dec 4, 2010 19:04:42 GMT -5
Why would anyone want him to stop, rag? Keep'em coming!
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Post by Zilfer on Dec 5, 2010 2:17:57 GMT -5
3 in a row?  I think your stretching it a bit. |
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Post by MikDaTv on Dec 14, 2010 11:02:39 GMT -5
Random Kid: "'Cause now we know!"
Random Joe: "And Knowing Is Half The Battle!"
Chorus: "G.I. JOOOOOOEEEEEEE!"
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Post by MikDaTv on Dec 15, 2010 14:38:08 GMT -5
Well, while we're on fridge horror and Ewoks, consider that the Ewok captured our heroes with the original intent of eating them. Then the Ewoks assist our heroes, killing many imperial forces. Then they have a great feast at the end of the movie... a feast where they're using empty stormtrooper helmets as drums... Yum.
In the remake of Oceans Eleven, the thieves set off an electromagnetic device that shuts down all electrical systems in Las Vegas just so they can break into a vault. Initially, it seems like a Crowning Moment Of Awesome... until you stop to think about all the pacemakers that must have gone berserk when the pulse went off, or all the cars that went out of control, or all the planes and helicopters that fell out of the sky, or all the doctors who, in the middle of performing a delicate surgery, suddenly found themselves plunged into complete darkness. It becomes a lot harder to root for Danny's crew once you realize that little stunt probably killed dozens, if not hundreds, of people.
If you think about it, the only way that the usb-braids could have come about is if they had some evolutionary advantage OR they were selectively bred to have them. If you look at it from that perspective, then Eywa, the intelligence that encompasses Pandora, must have selectively bred all life on Pandora to be under its complete control. Also, the Na'vi were likely created specifically to "pilot" the deadly creatures of Pandora, giving them the ability to act intelligently while not in direct connection with Eywa- evidence for this can be seen in how they are the only species to have 4 limbs rather than 6, and the fact that the banshees have usb-things when nothing but a Na'vi can connect to it as it flies, and an extra pair of limbs would not help it fly.
Majora's Mask is absolutely full of Fridge Horror, especially the thaw-over-time sort. As a child, you don't think anything of the tree with the face at the beginning of the game, but when you go back and play it as an adult, it's all too obvious that the tree was the son of a minor character, the deku butler. Skull Kid dragged him in to his lair, mutated him to death, and trapped his soul in a mask— a mask which is currently fused to your face. There are few E-rated games in which you can glue dead children to your face.
Ocarina of Time had the Stalchildren. You know those tiny skeletons that come out of Hyrule Field at night to attack you endlessly until dawn? Turns out they're the reanimated corpses of children. And there's an infinite supply of them under Hyrule Field.
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Post by Roku on Dec 15, 2010 19:53:27 GMT -5
Lol Mik...did you come up with that yourself?
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Post by Sir Lord Ash on Dec 20, 2010 9:03:14 GMT -5
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Post by Zilfer on Jan 13, 2011 11:23:04 GMT -5
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Post by Elifain on Jan 13, 2011 11:53:59 GMT -5
Link was a courtesy of rag.
=p
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Post by MikDaTv on Jan 18, 2011 13:52:30 GMT -5
"The Joker is the kind of guy who will come up with a plan to kidnap a scientist and have them create a super-pheromone that will attract little old ladies to a warehouse so Joker can feed them into a woodchipper and use the resulting paste to make counterfeit money so he can buy fuel for his ice rocket that will freeze the entire city which will cause everyone to flock to his beverage vendors who will sell them hot chocolate laced with a mutagen designed to drive everyone insane."
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Post by Zilfer on Jan 18, 2011 22:09:34 GMT -5
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Post by MikDaTv on Jan 19, 2011 14:01:07 GMT -5
Eddie: "What do you need?!"
Malcom: "A rope! Get us a rope!!"
Eddie: "Anything else?!"
Malcom: (beat) "I'd like a large cheeseburger..."
Nick: "No onions on mine..."
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Post by MikDaTv on Jan 26, 2011 14:22:54 GMT -5
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Sergeant, I didn't get to shoot!
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: That f***ing sucks, Trombley. Did your recruiting officer tell you you'd get to shoot people?
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: F***ing A he did!
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about p***y. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that f***s up the dragon that turns into the Marine.
Cpl. Walt Hasser: Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: F***ing dress blues commercial man. That got so many f***ing guys. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai p***y, and Colbert is out here rolling around f***butt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Nice.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've f***in' rocked.
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Post by Ragsmire on Feb 1, 2011 1:07:43 GMT -5
Ewan: "Hayden! What the hell, your whole reason for turning was to save her. That was completely stupid."
Hayden: "Nyaaah! The Jedi are stupider! They didn't know I was married to Natalie despite the fact that we live together, which Ian figured out in seconds. They didn't know Ian was a Sith. They asked me to get close to him, knowing full well I am confused and that he's manipulative. God, the assassin from Attack of the Clones allegedly couldn't be sent by Christopher Lee because 'It's not in his character'? Face it, it's a miracle the Jedi survived this long!"
Ewan: "Anti-Jedite!"
Narrator: "They duel. Then they duel some more! Then there's even more dueling! Afterwards, they do some more dueling. Then there's another duel, a little dueling, and finally, a duel."
Ewan: "It's over, Hayden! I've got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in Episode I right before I…killed him successfully… Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your shit off!"
Hayden: "You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue dueling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my shit cut off!"
Narrator: "He jumps and gets his shit cut RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!"
―Star Wars Episode 3: Abridged Script, written by Rod Hilton
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Post by Elifain on Feb 3, 2011 0:25:32 GMT -5
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