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Blood is an energy conductor, I am filled with it, all I need is an outlet!
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Post by Infinitous on Feb 26, 2011 18:41:40 GMT -5
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Post by MikDaTv on Mar 2, 2011 17:57:59 GMT -5
The Five Jedi Council
The Hero = Jor Halcyon (Also fits the Team Dad roll)
The Lancer = Drake Hellion
The Brains = Zordon
The Big guy = Muten Roshi (Also fits the Mentor roll)
The Sixth Ranger = Ganner Dysar (Can also be the Big Guy)
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Post by Zilfer on Mar 2, 2011 18:30:50 GMT -5
*fails to see the funny in that*^
*like most mik posts*
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The Viper
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Post by Roku on Mar 2, 2011 18:40:42 GMT -5
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The Good Life
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Post by Aegisthus on Mar 2, 2011 19:16:11 GMT -5
*Attempts to revive the funny*  >_> |
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Post by MikDaTv on Mar 7, 2011 16:15:52 GMT -5
Can you spot the evil twin?  |
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Post by MikDaTv on Mar 10, 2011 13:57:30 GMT -5
Murdock - "Say goodbye MacGyver."
*Cuts climbing rope and falls backwards off the cliff*
Murdock - "MMMMAAAACCCCCGGGGGYYYYYYVVVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
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Post by Damocles on Mar 10, 2011 14:05:00 GMT -5
LOL funniest thing ever
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Post by Damocles on Mar 13, 2011 18:07:37 GMT -5
 At least we'd all go out with a smile |
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Post by MikDaTv on Mar 14, 2011 11:59:19 GMT -5
Taken from the TV Tropes entry "Go For The Eye"
While the Star Wars prequels have felt a LOT like video games, a certain scene in the opening of Revenge of the Sith had Obi-Wan channeling Peppy Hare. And they played it straight!
When someone stares at you, don't be intimidated, eyeballs are soft,sensative and filled with goo, they cannot hurt you.
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Post by MikDaTv on Mar 15, 2011 13:38:58 GMT -5
First Stormtrooper: You want to bet we get killed in the next ten seconds?
Second Stormtrooper: That's a sucker bet.
First Stormtrooper: We'd probably have a chance if we weren't standing with our backs to the desert.
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in the Metroid Xenostorage. Oh look, Metroids! I was wondering when I'd see them. Well, I'll just shoot them with Ice Missiles and be on my way. Ice attacks have always worked in the past, what could possibly go wro...JESUS H. CHRIST THEY PHASE RIGHT THROUGH THE MISSILES. THEY'RE EATING MY FACE!! THEY'RE EATING MY FACE!!
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Batman: Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder.
Gordon: You mean, where there's a fish, there could be a Penguin.
Robin: But wait! It happened at sea! See? "C" for Catwoman!
Batman: Yet — that exploding shark was pulling my leg!
Gordon: The Joker!
O'Hara: It all adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-er. Riddler?
There is NO way the following exchange can be described as a logical conclusion to anything. "What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?", our heroes mull over this important clue. "A sparrow with a machine gun!" Robin deduces. This is, of course, the right answer.
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Kim escapes from Arkham and begins leaving clues at crime scenes in a manner reminiscent of the Riddler. Riddler is furious that someone is stealing his gimmick and tracks Kim down himself. As they fight, Riddler asks what all the "clues" were supposed to mean.
Kim reveals that they were actually references to an art film by foreign director, and he was merely making an artistic statement. Riddler rants about how that is completely pointless, as nobody will ever understand such a reference, and the entire point of leaving clues is to give your opponent a fighting chance. Whereupon Batman shows up and reveals that he understood the clues just fine.
When asked why he would watch unknown films and memorize the biographical information of their directors, Batman replied "In case I had to."
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Post by Damocles on Mar 15, 2011 13:53:45 GMT -5
Prime example of "Do Not Taunt Cthulu" from Bulletstorm
[Giant angry monster chases Gray and Trishka]
Trishka: What did you do? kill its babies or something?
Gray: What? No, I wouldn't do that...Maybe
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Post by MikDaTv on Mar 15, 2011 16:54:59 GMT -5
In the third X-Men film, Cyclops' body is never found after the Phoenix takes over Jean's body while she is kissing him. The only mention of him after that scene is when Wolverine finds his glasses floating through the air. And the gravestone, of course. But you never hear anyone in that movie say "Gee, I sure miss Scott; maybe we should have a moment of silence for the freaking leader of the X-Men."
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Post by MikDaTv on Mar 16, 2011 17:53:18 GMT -5
You'll get some supposedly genuine documentaries about Chernobyl throwing out ridiculous numbers either for the sake of drama or some vague antinuclear message.
Example1: Saying the thermal explosion that could have occurred if the melted reactor material had come in contact with the water under the core would have be equivalent to a multi-megaton detonation. Not unless a cubic kilometer of water somehow magically flashed to steam.
Example2: Saying radiation in the town nearby was 10,000 roentgens per hour!. The reactor waste itself was only giving off 1,500 roetgens per hour at max, 10,000 roetgens would melt you into a puddle.
Our misleading radiation count is OVER 9000!
What, 9000? There's no way that could be right! Can iiit?!
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Post by Damocles on Mar 17, 2011 2:04:48 GMT -5
Cruelty Is The Only Option: Just painlessly headshotting a guy doesn't net you but maybe 50 points the first time you do it. Leash the guy, kick him, then shoot him up his ass, and you get a bunch of points. If you manage an especially impressive skillshot combo in the middle of a gun fight, everyone stops shooting, looks over, and goes "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn..." That's right, you can cause a temporary ceasefire just by being unbelievably cruel to an enemy.
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