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Bang bang bang~
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Post by Moonfire on Apr 13, 2011 19:55:36 GMT -5
Hahahaha. Words can not express the awesome, Mik.
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Post by Zilfer on Apr 13, 2011 23:32:23 GMT -5
>.> well you did say a few words there....  |
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Post by Damocles on Apr 23, 2011 0:59:16 GMT -5
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Post by MikDaTv on Apr 29, 2011 12:14:27 GMT -5
Wedge: We'll need a wheeled transport, one of the flatcam units our pursuers are carrying, and four sets of women's clothing.
Hobbie: Boss, please tell me you're not putting us in women's clothing.
Wedge: Very well. I'm not putting us in women's clothing.
(In the next chapter, the Rogues are in women's clothing)
Hobbie: You lied to me.
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Post by Damocles on May 2, 2011 13:28:05 GMT -5
Mik: *Talking to Lups about Half Life* Gordan Freeman is guided by a voice, the voice belongs to Morgan Freeman...
Lups: Yeah he tells him where to go
Mik: Just like he did those pengiuns
*3 minutes later....*
Drake: NO NO! Morgan Freeman did not tell those damned pengiuns where to go!
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Post by Damocles on May 2, 2011 13:32:25 GMT -5
Drake: Thinkin about gettin "Zo" Tattooed on my arm
Mik: You should get 80085 tattooed on your arm cause in calculator that spells boobs...
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Post by MikDaTv on May 3, 2011 10:58:40 GMT -5
"Oops, my horse just stepped on a dog and now I have this 5$ bounty on my head. Surely that can't be that big of a deal... I mean who would want to hunt me down for a petty sum lik— what the hell?! Why are the sheriffs shooting at me?!"
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Post by Damocles on May 3, 2011 12:18:48 GMT -5
Of course Mik you can't forget my interperation of that one "No No! I will not die over a 5 dollar bounty!!!!"
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Post by MikDaTv on May 5, 2011 15:07:48 GMT -5
Korben: (to flight attendant fangirl) Yes, I'm sure you're very excited, but I'm on my vacation, and I don't want to be bothered. I'd like to remain anonymous.
(Cue massive fanfare, followed by Ruby Rhod sliding into the scene wearing a mic/headset)
Ruby Rhod: KORBEN DALAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!! Here he is, the one and only winner of the Gemini Croquette contest!
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Post by MikDaTv on May 9, 2011 13:12:40 GMT -5
In the sequel, Starkiller flees Kamino in Darth Vader's fighter, the TIE Advanced x1 prototype, which has deflector shields, a low-grade hyperdrive, and no life support system (it's Vader's ship, and being Vader he always has one on). Apparently Starkiller can breathe in space.
Kick the Dog: Or drop kick an Ewok in the sequel's Endor DLC level.
I always thought Canon had said that Vader would electrocute his robotic limbs if he used force lightning through them. Maybe Vader taught Starkiller by taking off a robot limb and using force lightning through the stump.
Maris Brood: I repent everything please let me live!
Galen: I immediately trust you.
The fact that Darth Vader's voice is that of Chad Vader really lessens the impact of everything he says.
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Post by MikDaTv on May 17, 2011 15:20:19 GMT -5
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Entire crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I Knew It! I'm surrounded by Assholes!
(beat)
Dark Helmet: (pulls helmet mask down) Keep firing, Assholes!
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Post by MikDaTv on Aug 26, 2011 13:47:19 GMT -5
This is undoubtedly the fault of Lucas who's bull-in-a-China-shop approach to dialogue is one of the only things worse than his ability to direct live action actors.
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So Mace Windu, everyone's favorite Jedi for some reason, shows up and saves the day. He puts his lightsaber in front of Jango Fett and actually says, "This party's over." It leaves one wondering if Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be playing a Jedi in the next film.
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When Yoda arrives for battle, Count Dooku actually says, "You have interfered in my affairs for the last time." When you are trying to write a serious script at what point does it become acceptable to lift entire lines of dialogue from Thundercats?
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Obi-Wan was supposed to be a conflicted Jedi who mistakenly tried to train Anakin and did a poor job. Now his character is made to be a wise know-it-all who just happens to get stuck with a psychopath for a Padawan.
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"We're trying to protect you, not start an investigation." Why are Jedi always talking like this? Jedi have gone from being just about the coolest thing I can imagine to being know-it-all jerks. Everything anyone says in presence of a Jedi they must be cautious of. If you say anything around a Jedi they'll just change it around. "Master Yoda, we're out of Pop Tarts." "Oooh? So certain are you? Always the Pop Tarts can not be found." "But I looked in the cupboard and it's empty." "Empty the cupboard is not. Absent of food it is. As 'empty' the same it is not."
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When Anakin finally catches up with Obi-Wan he asks Anakin: "What took you so long." Anakin responds with the line: "Oh you know master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked." It doesn't stop there because he goes on an on and on about how he had a particular color in mind and it didn't have the features he was looking for, etc. The lines are delivered with the comedic flare of Alan Greenspan reading an obituary aloud. Obi-Wan then says: "If you spent as much time practicing your swordplay as you do practicing your wit you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman." No he wouldn't... he would be a really terrible swordsman. And really embarrassing to watch.
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Post by Zilfer on Aug 26, 2011 15:47:50 GMT -5
This is undoubtedly the fault of Lucas who's bull-in-a-China-shop approach to dialogue is one of the only things worse than his ability to direct live action actors. * * * So Mace Windu, everyone's favorite Jedi for some reason, shows up and saves the day. He puts his lightsaber in front of Jango Fett and actually says, "This party's over." It leaves one wondering if Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be playing a Jedi in the next film. * * * When Yoda arrives for battle, Count Dooku actually says, "You have interfered in my affairs for the last time." When you are trying to write a serious script at what point does it become acceptable to lift entire lines of dialogue from Thundercats? * * * Obi-Wan was supposed to be a conflicted Jedi who mistakenly tried to train Anakin and did a poor job. Now his character is made to be a wise know-it-all who just happens to get stuck with a psychopath for a Padawan. * * * "We're trying to protect you, not start an investigation." Why are Jedi always talking like this? Jedi have gone from being just about the coolest thing I can imagine to being know-it-all jerks. Everything anyone says in presence of a Jedi they must be cautious of. If you say anything around a Jedi they'll just change it around. "Master Yoda, we're out of Pop Tarts." "Oooh? So certain are you? Always the Pop Tarts can not be found." "But I looked in the cupboard and it's empty." "Empty the cupboard is not. Absent of food it is. As 'empty' the same it is not." * * * When Anakin finally catches up with Obi-Wan he asks Anakin: "What took you so long." Anakin responds with the line: "Oh you know master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked." It doesn't stop there because he goes on an on and on about how he had a particular color in mind and it didn't have the features he was looking for, etc. The lines are delivered with the comedic flare of Alan Greenspan reading an obituary aloud. Obi-Wan then says: "If you spent as much time practicing your swordplay as you do practicing your wit you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman." No he wouldn't... he would be a really terrible swordsman. And really embarrassing to watch. * * * "I thought I already did" "Only in your mind my young apprentice."  just had to finish that. Apparently I don't have the same humor as you mik, i still like those movies. xD |
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Kathick Storm Blade
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To fight with vengeance is to dig two graves one for yourself and one for the rest of them
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Post by Kathick Storm Blade on Aug 26, 2011 16:14:46 GMT -5
so do I but what I really want to see is when Luke Skywalk tries to make his own Jedi order and then force impervious aliens show up out of nowhere. that'll be kinda funny I think its like "well the sith are dead so we thought we would come and say hi" lol
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Post by Damocles on Aug 26, 2011 16:58:18 GMT -5
I'm still rather confused how anyone found Attack of the Clones entertaining, even the actors seemed like they were bored...XD
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just had to finish that.
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